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Lost and Found

Summary: AU. Sherlock and John were childhood friends, and as they got older they only got closer. They got engaged just before John went to Afghanistan, still having joined the army to cover med school. Sherlock is still a consulting detective. John is declared MIA, but it becomes clear that that there's more going on than that when Sherlock gets a message in the form of a dead body. Major John!Whumpage, but no character death.
Warnings: Rated T because there's no sex, but there are torture themes, kidnapping, Moriarty (obvs), etc. Nothing you haven't seen before i'm sure but should be mentioned. Also apologies for very unimaginative title.
Pairing: Sherlock/John and a bit of Mystrade pre-slash later on.
Length: ~12'000 in total
Rating: T

Chapter 1Chapter 2Chapter 3Chapter 4Chapter 5Chapter 6Chapter 7Chapter 8Chapter 9



Angry John SMASH! The criminal

Summary: John gets wiggy when a crim tries to grope Sherlock. Pre-slash, one-shot.Complete.
Warning: Like one guy gets punched in the face and there's a really terrible joke.
Length: ~611
Rating: PG



Tales of the unexpected

Summary: The thing nobody ever thought would happen, happened; Fem!Mycroft got pregnant. And the person who least expected it was herself. One-shot. Mystrade.
Length: ~3'400
Warnings: Erm... Genderbending, and mild swearing. One instance of mild violence.
Rating: PG



MORGAN Freeman?!

Summary: In which JOHN WATSON is played NOT by MARTIN FREEMAN... But BY: MORGAN FREEMAN! Crack, one-shot, that is all.
Length:~700
Rating:PG (Scary Stuff)



Bed Intruder

Summary:Every night, Sherlock will wait until John falls asleep, then he'll creep into his bed, hold him, tell him he loves him and pretend that they're a couple. John has nightmares, so it's all fine, right? Wrong. Implied eventual S/J. Complete.
Warning:Comes across a bit non-conny at first but that's all.
Length:~2000
Rating:PG-13



Sherlock: Aristocats style

Summary: Snanderson tries to kill Sherlock when he realises that Madame Hudson is leaving everything to him in her will. Luckily, John Watson is there to help him get home. Cat!Sherlock, Cat!Watson, slash but they're cats so nothing... uncomfortable, so don't worry.
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Length:~10,400

Chapter 1Chapter 2Chapter 3Chapter 4Chapter 5Chapter 6Chapter 7Chapter 8Chapter 9Epilogue

Lost and Found 9/10
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Summary: AU. Sherlock and John were childhood friends, and as they got older they only got closer. They got engaged just before John went to Afghanistan, still having joined the army to cover med school. Sherlock is still a consulting detective. John is declared MIA, but it becomes clear that that there's more going on than that when Sherlock gets a message in the form of a dead body. Major John!Whumpage, but no character death.

Warnings: Rated T because there's no sex, but there are torture themes, kidnapping, Moriarty (obvs), etc. Nothing you haven't seen before i'm sure but should be mentioned. Also apologies for very unimaginative title.

Pairing: Sherlock/John and a bit of Mystrade pre-slash later on.

Length: ~12'000 in total

Rating: T

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Lost and Found 8/10
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Summary: AU. Sherlock and John were childhood friends, and as they got older they only got closer. They got engaged just before John went to Afghanistan, still having joined the army to cover med school. Sherlock is still a consulting detective. John is declared MIA, but it becomes clear that that there's more going on than that when Sherlock gets a message in the form of a dead body. Major John!Whumpage, but no character death.

Warnings: Rated T because there's no sex, but there are torture themes, kidnapping, Moriarty (obvs), etc. Nothing you haven't seen before i'm sure but should be mentioned. Also apologies for very unimaginative title.

Pairing: Sherlock/John and a bit of Mystrade pre-slash later on.

Length: ~12'000 in total

Rating: T

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Lost and Found 7/10
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Summary: AU. Sherlock and John were childhood friends, and as they got older they only got closer. They got engaged just before John went to Afghanistan, still having joined the army to cover med school. Sherlock is still a consulting detective. John is declared MIA, but it becomes clear that that there's more going on than that when Sherlock gets a message in the form of a dead body. Major John!Whumpage, but no character death.

Warnings: Rated T because there's no sex, but there are torture themes, kidnapping, Moriarty (obvs), etc. Nothing you haven't seen before i'm sure but should be mentioned. Also apologies for very unimaginative title.

Pairing: Sherlock/John and a bit of Mystrade pre-slash later on.

Length: ~12'000 in total

Rating: T

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Lost and Found 6/10
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Summary: AU. Sherlock and John were childhood friends, and as they got older they only got closer. They got engaged just before John went to Afghanistan, still having joined the army to cover med school. Sherlock is still a consulting detective. John is declared MIA, but it becomes clear that that there's more going on than that when Sherlock gets a message in the form of a dead body. Major John!Whumpage, but no character death.

Warnings: Rated T because there's no sex, but there are torture themes, kidnapping, Moriarty (obvs), etc. Nothing you haven't seen before i'm sure but should be mentioned. Also apologies for very unimaginative title.

Pairing: Sherlock/John and a bit of Mystrade pre-slash later on.

Length: ~12'000 in total

Rating: T

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Lost and Found 5/10
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Summary: AU. Sherlock and John were childhood friends, and as they got older they only got closer. They got engaged just before John went to Afghanistan, still having joined the army to cover med school. Sherlock is still a consulting detective. John is declared MIA, but it becomes clear that that there's more going on than that when Sherlock gets a message in the form of a dead body. Major John!Whumpage, but no character death.

Warnings: Rated T because there's no sex, but there are torture themes, kidnapping, Moriarty (obvs), etc. Nothing you haven't seen before i'm sure but should be mentioned. Also apologies for very unimaginative title.

Pairing: Sherlock/John and a bit of Mystrade pre-slash later on.

Length: ~12'000 in total

Rating: T

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Lost and Found 4/10
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Summary: AU. Sherlock and John were childhood friends, and as they got older they only got closer. They got engaged just before John went to Afghanistan, still having joined the army to cover med school. Sherlock is still a consulting detective. John is declared MIA, but it becomes clear that that there's more going on than that when Sherlock gets a message in the form of a dead body. Major John!Whumpage, but no character death.

Warnings: Rated T because there's no sex, but there are torture themes, kidnapping, Moriarty (obvs), etc. Nothing you haven't seen before i'm sure but should be mentioned. Also apologies for very unimaginative title.

Pairing: Sherlock/John and a bit of Mystrade pre-slash later on.

Length: ~12'000 in total

Rating: T

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Lost and Found 3/10
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Summary: AU. Sherlock and John were childhood friends, and as they got older they only got closer. They got engaged just before John went to Afghanistan, still having joined the army to cover med school. Sherlock is still a consulting detective. John is declared MIA, but it becomes clear that that there's more going on than that when Sherlock gets a message in the form of a dead body. Major John!Whumpage, but no character death.

Warnings: Rated T because there's no sex, but there are torture themes, kidnapping, Moriarty (obvs), etc. Nothing you haven't seen before i'm sure but should be mentioned. Also apologies for very unimaginative title.

Pairing: Sherlock/John and a bit of Mystrade pre-slash later on.

Length: ~12'000 in total

Rating: T

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Lost and Found 2/10
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Summary: AU. Sherlock and John were childhood friends, and as they got older they only got closer. They got engaged just before John went to Afghanistan, still having joined the army to cover med school. Sherlock is still a consulting detective. John is declared MIA, but it becomes clear that that there's more going on than that when Sherlock gets a message in the form of a dead body. Major John!Whumpage, but no character death.

Warnings: Rated T because there's no sex, but there are torture themes, kidnapping, Moriarty (obvs), etc. Nothing you haven't seen before i'm sure but should be mentioned. Also apologies for very unimaginative title.

Pairing: Sherlock/John and a bit of Mystrade pre-slash later on.

Length: ~12'000 in total

Rating: T


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Lost and Found 1/10
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Summary: AU. Sherlock and John were childhood friends, and as they got older they only got closer. They got engaged just before John went to Afghanistan, still having joined the army to cover med school. Sherlock is still a consulting detective. John is declared MIA, but it becomes clear that that there's more going on than that when Sherlock gets a message in the form of a dead body. Major John!Whumpage, but no character death.

Warnings: Rated T because there's no sex, but there are torture themes, kidnapping, Moriarty (obvs), etc. Nothing you haven't seen before i'm sure but should be mentioned. Also apologies for very unimaginative title.

Pairing: Sherlock/John and a bit of Mystrade pre-slash later on.

Length: ~12'000 in total

Rating: T



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